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So, 6 months ago I joined a local gym for the first time in my life, ehmm, because I fancied having a body like this. I've seen this type of body a lot in the magazines and the music videos. And ... so I imagined that it's a body that is attractive to women. And ... I would like to have some women and joining a gym seemed like a good plan ... to get that.

Ehmm, but no. It's been 6 months now and, well ... this is me, this is me right now, this morning. Frankly, I'm ... I'm not impressed. So, I went down to the gym to talk to the manager and tell him that I wasn't happy and he said it's not enough just ... to pay for a gym membership, you actually have to go there every day and use ... the weight machines.

And ... if I'd known that at the start I wouldn't have bothered because I'm not ... I don't,.. I don't like hard physical exertion - it's not ... enjoyable for me. You know, unless,.. unless it ends in an orgasm, but I somehow got the impression that in a gym that would not ... be allowed. Ehmm, I try to eat healthily ... no I ... I like bacon, but ... I'm a bit peeved, it was a huge waste of money and, ehmm I don't know, I'm quite ... I'm quite angry.

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