Monty Python-Bring out your dead!

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The Dead Collector> Bring out yer dead.

Man with Dead Body> Here's one.

The Dead Collector> That'll be ninepence.

The Dead Body> I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector> What?

Man with Dead Body> Nothing. There's your ninepence.

The Dead Body> I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector> 'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Man with Dead Body> Yes he is.

The Dead Body> I'm not.

The Dead Collector> He isn't?

Man with Dead Body> Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

The Dead Body> I'm getting better.

Man with Dead Body> No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

The Dead Collector> Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

The Dead Body> I don't want to go on the cart.

Man with Dead Body> Oh, don't be such a baby.

The Dead Collector> I can't take him.

The Dead Body> I feel fine.

Man with Dead Body> Oh, do me a favor.

The Dead Collector> I can't.

Man with Dead Body> Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

The Dead Collector> I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Man with Dead Body> Well, when's your next round?

The Dead Collector> Thursday.

The Dead Body> I think I'll go for a walk.

Man with Dead Body> You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there anything you could do?

The Dead Body> I feel happy. I feel happy.

Man with Dead Body> Ah, thank you very much.

The Dead Collector> Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Man with Dead Body> Right.

Man with Dead Body> Who's that then?

The Dead Collector> I dunno, must be a king.

Man with Dead Body> Why?

The Dead Collector> He hasn't got shit all over him.

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