The Dead Collector> Bring out yer dead.
Man with Dead Body> Here's one.
The Dead Collector> That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body> I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector> What?
Man with Dead Body> Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body> I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector> 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Man with Dead Body> Yes he is.
The Dead Body> I'm not.
The Dead Collector> He isn't?
Man with Dead Body> Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body> I'm getting better.
Man with Dead Body> No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector> Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body> I don't want to go on the cart.
Man with Dead Body> Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector> I can't take him.
The Dead Body> I feel fine.
Man with Dead Body> Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector> I can't.
Man with Dead Body> Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector> I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Man with Dead Body> Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector> Thursday.
The Dead Body> I think I'll go for a walk.
Man with Dead Body> You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body> I feel happy. I feel happy.
Man with Dead Body> Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector> Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Man with Dead Body> Right.
Man with Dead Body> Who's that then?
The Dead Collector> I dunno, must be a king.
Man with Dead Body> Why?
The Dead Collector> He hasn't got shit all over him.